Doc isn't prepared for the assaulting or the accosting himself so they both end up drunk and bruised and groaning on the floor, dangerously close to hitting their heads against the shower door. At least he had Negan to break his fall but he's going to struggle to get upright now, one leg kicking uselessly along the cold tiles.

His elbow digs against Negan's chest and Doc inadvertently knees him in the inner thigh, dangerously close to busting the family jewels as he struggles to push himself up. They are a sorry sight like this. Probably lucky that everyone else is having a good time downstairs to watch them floundering.

"All the guys where you are from like staring at your naked ass?" Doc grumbles, draping one arm over the top of his thigh as he sits up so Negan doesn't get any ideas for the free show he's been gunning for.