Oh, he said he was a sharpshooter. Okay, that sounds a lot more plausible than Raylan just outright threatening to shoot Parker like a total dick.

But he still doesn't get why Raylan would say he wasn't a wizard. Maybe it's just the precise terminology that his twin objected to? 'Wizard' probably conjures up images of Merlins and Gandalfs, pointy hats and big long beards, not middle aged suburbanites in flannel and Birkenstocks.

"No, Raylan's--" He was going to say nice, but that doesn't seem the appropriate word to use, not with Parker and all the wrong feet those two got off on. "I don't think he'd just... lie about me. He's never seen me do anything with magic. Maybe he just thinks I can't."

There's a possibility. What if Raylan just thinks he's crazy and has been humoring him this whole time?