[ There's a brief nod at the handshake. Right, back to business. ]

I fight demons on a near daily basis. The idea of alien injection really doesn't surprise me. Especially after meeting people across the multiverse.

[ He looks back at the chair and gives it a good shake. ]

Joint might make us hit the bottom. Now, what do you think are the odds of there being something hidden underneath here? Probably one in a million, right?