[ Brave of him to not wince, honestly. Hardison has no such compunctions. Same front row seat Parker talked about getting, probably. Or there's the Eliot one, but that's a lot less his.

Kinda wouldn't wish the former on anyone. ]

Not to make light of the whole emotional crisis you were going through in yours or anything, but I think that means I got the easier deal this time around, man. Sorry.