"Maybe we should just be glad we didn't get dragged into that mess... I'm willing to believe we could get dragged into fucking movie land after all this crap." He's willing to believe a lot more than he was previously.

"He showed me a picture and damn-- that guy? Looks just like me. Face, build, everything. It freaked me right the hell out a little bit. But you're not wrong about that... Guy I know has a longer beard, fucking shampoo commercial locks of hair, but he's a dead ringer for Malcolm. Still catches me off guard sometimes." But somehow, he thinks Jesus wouldn't be nearly as willing to tolerate him.

Hey, he's done a lot of shit in his past. Can't hold that against a guy, can you? "Shaving cream, huh. You really did have a fucking experience, didn't you? Don't tell me you never did any dumb as shit stuff back in your youth like that though. Didn't most guys?"