"It happens. Maybe we should find you something made out of plastic, or wood." Doc doesn't care for the breakage or the apparent waste but he's worried about Malcolm cutting and burning himself.

"I found some plastic cups on the Amazon before," he declares. All that googling has been affecting his targeted ads. "The internet used to try to sell me whiskey and ammo. Now it's got all this weird shit people buy for infants." Modular, stackable plastic cups included. 21st century parents. It all seems so complicated.

"I am sure there is something more dignified to be found here for you."