[He manages to remember that his chili needs more stirring and quickly goes back to rescue it, but he's still quite cheered up--it was a little...unsettling too, to be sure, the whole basis of his reality being shifted and all that.]

People can be stupid.

[He takes a quick taste of the chili with another spoon.]

If anybody gives you trouble about it, I'll help you kick their asses. Even though I'm sure you won't need my help.