[ she'll never agree. someone sleeping on the floor because they're too afraid of sharing a bed with her is something she doesn't like. she doesn't have cooties, elijah! she knows his surname; she knows almost everything about him that one should know before jumping into bed. ]
And if I wake up in the middle of the night and stomp on the floor by your head, you'll remember you agreed to this.
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[ she'll never agree. someone sleeping on the floor because they're too afraid of sharing a bed with her is something she doesn't like. she doesn't have cooties, elijah! she knows his surname; she knows almost everything about him that one should know before jumping into bed. ]
And if I wake up in the middle of the night and stomp on the floor by your head, you'll remember you agreed to this.
[ because she's so going to do that. ]