And you know that if you do that, I'll get off the bed and go lie on the floor.

[ to her credit, she does walk with lengthened, harder strides for a good extra minute before she ultimately slows down. she's human; she tires easily. she does her best not to puff or pant, tugging in deeper breaths in order to control herself.

she isn't lying, though. she is going to take the floor. ]

I want the floor experience, Elijah. Are you really going to deny me?