This town doesn't have internet, which I think is it's biggest problem.

[ she laughs; it's honestly not that serious of a problem, although, having internet would definitely make finding out things about this place easier. google maps, in particular, would be very, very useful in discerning where they are.

continuing to be playful, ] It also doesn't have good soda. I think you'll be preoccupied with these issues over anything else.