"Oh, holy shit... you were sure as hell the baby daddy, weren't you?" Buddy, no. He sucks in a breath of sympathy, gives another pat. He could be more obnoxious about it, but... that is just some bad luck. Man.

"I guess you're right, man." He tips his head back, idly looking at the ceiling. A pool, surrounded by nearly naked chicks wouldn't be a bad place to go at all.

"Yeah, you got it. Let's stop talking about depressing shit in general. If this is our last night, let's try to have a couple laughs at least... then we'll figure out how we're gonna kill each other if that time comes."