I see. [It actually sounds nice, assuming you don't remember how many times you've relived the highlight reel. If you do then maybe it's tedious, almost a different kind of torture.]

Would be nice to go, but euh... that is not where I am headed, I am sure. Not where many people are headed, try as they might. [It is one thing to try and do right by others as best you can, to always try and do the right thing. But it is not possible to buy passage into heaven without having a modicum of faith, or so he believes. And he thinks he doesn't have any faith left to give anymore.]

Maybe you could lower the entry requirement too, while you're at it. Give some of us poor fools a chance. [Doc's only joking, and it should show in the way he's smiling in a way that reaches his eyes.]