"I would if you promise I won't be needing to kiss anywhere else better." He wouldn't put it past John to stick his little friend somewhere stupid so he would have to kiss that better too. Or stick anything else anywhere stupid. Unless he's got a clever, reasonable explanation for what happened to his hand.

"Let's go have a look, shall we?" He's going in front since he has two hands and is less likely to slap a pair of safety scissors.