"Well, holy shit... it's been a long time since I've had any of that. Sounds like a dream, if this rest of this place didn't give me the heebie jeebies." But even then, nothing's tried to eat him yet, so he can't say anything too bad. Not yet.

He nods when he's instructed to wait. "I'm not going anywhere."

He's come across enough homebrewing back home to know enough to leave that shit well enough alone. Hopefully no unfortunate explosions happen though.